I recently wrote a take-off regarding the deal with the devil that Rex Ryan had to have made in order to get the Jets in the AFC Championship game. At the time, I just didn’t know how extensive that deal would be.
Now I know.
Good always triumphs over evil. In the Garden of Eden, in the eternal struggle between heaven and hell, and in the fight between Jesus Christ and Satan, the good spirit always wins.
Ryan’s deal with the ‘dark lord’ apparently didn’t involve figuring out how to stop Peyton Manning. Or as he shall now be known: Horseshoe Jesus. For only Jesus himself can stop the devil’s efforts; much the same way Peyton figured out Ryan’s defensive schemes in under one-half of football.
Final line from the ‘Horseshoe Jesus’: 26/39, 377 yards passing, 3 touchdowns, 0 interceptions.
Final quote from Ryan: "We tried everything," the Jets coach said, shaking his head. "We tried man, tried two-man, zone, you name it, but you've got to give him credit, man. He's one heck of a quarterback and we definitely had some issues there."
All hail, ‘Horseshoe Jesus’
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